Packing materials: I pack with pre-used packing material wherever possible. In fact, the only reason this shop exists is that I finally collected so much packing material that I needed to get rid of it. By placing an order, you are helping to unstuff one of many closets and corners full of bubble wrap, and I thank you.
Shipping turnaround: I pack and ship all of your orders here in my home once a week. If you're last-minute gift-shopping and you need your package shipped earlier than a week from now, it doesn't hurt to ask! Shoot me a message, and if I can do it, I will.
Cats: All of my interns are cats, so your order will have cat hair in it. If you're allergic, obviously don't lick the package or rub it against your naked eyeballs, you weirdo.
Smoke: If your package smells like cigarettes, one of my interns has been smoking and you must tell me immediately.
**Patreon members! If you're a paying member of my Patreon, you almost certainly have discounts you can use here. Search the word "coupon" on my page (in the "search posts" field) and you'll see the ones that are available to you based on your tier level. Use them! Don't even feel bad about it! I love that you're there, I love our little community, y'all are keeping my bills paid, and this is my way of thanking you. :)
NEW ITEM LISTINGS! Patreon members will always know first when I have something new up in the shop, but newsletter subscribers will be notified shortly after! If you're not on my newsletter, you can sign up here. I hate doing work and therefore rarely send newsletters, and they almost always have cat pictures in them, so just sign up. It won't be more annoying than any of the other newsletters you've signed up for.